Thinking like an introvert: “Present Company Excluded”

You do you; In an ideal life      
sides should not have to be picked.        
Mind your business, step aside:
Present company excluded.       

There are a thousand ways of saying “no”.         
Pick a language and then say so.
You go ahead, do what you do
But that old chestnut, man
Just leave me out I’m telling you
People can be so deluded
Or not – whatever, but
Present company, excluded

Think about it.

Before you speak your mind now,         
spare yourself anxiety,  
sit tight
don’t make a sound
Present company, excluded.      

Think about it.

There are a thousand ways of saying “no”.         
Pick a language and then say so:

“I don’t want my profile skewered.”
“Grazie, ma no grazie.”
Really - how can I say this more clearly?
Here it is in French:
“C’est non de ma part, merci.”

I’m opting out. 
Present company, excluded.